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Whilst the Northern parts or the planet are covered in snow, through winter, we down here in Oz are sweating beside the pool, enjoy a BBQ, playing beach Cricket and generally having a great old time of it.
then there is the food
but the piece of resistance would have to be our Christmas CakeI tried this last year and although I cant remember making it, however it tasted great.
So to help you, here is a recipe for
VODKA AND RED BULL CHRISTMAS CAKE
INGREDIENTS
1 Cup Flour
1 Cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
4 large eggs
1 Cup white sugar
1 Cup brown sugar
2 cups dried fruit
Lemon juice
Nuts
1 can of Red Bull
1 bottle of Vodka
METHOD
1. Sample the vodka to check the quality. (VERY IMPORTANT)
2. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup of vodka and mix with a little Red Bull and drink.4. Repeat.
5. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
6. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
7. At this point it is best to make sure the vodka is still ok.
8. Flavour with Red Bull to taste.
9. Try another cup just in case, turn the mixerer off.
10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in a cup of dried fruit.
11. Pick fruit off the floor.
12. Mix on the turner.
13. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry loose with a drewscriver.
14. Shample the vodka to check for tonsisticitiy, flavour with a little Bed Rull.
15. Next, ssifffft two cups of salt. Or something Who giveshz a shi*
16. Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder.
17. Pick up the can, mop the floor.
18. Check the vodka (shee steps 3 and 4).
19. Now shift the lemon and strain your nuts.
20. Add one table.
21. Add a shpoon of shugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
23. Don’t forget to beat off the turner.
24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the dog.
25. Fall into bed.
Cherry Mistmas!
6 comments:
I cannot wait to try this cake but first I have to go out and buy two bottles of liquor...ya know in case I make a mistake and have to start over. It sure does look delish.
When it comes to Christmas, the Aussies would fit right in with California!
LOL - a great take on versions I have seen
hehehehe.... and um that tree? i can't quite pin point it but I don't think it is very child safe...not that most Christmas trees are...
Like the tree!
maunie
thats a great idea.. two bottles.. hmm why didnt I think of that.. :)
Paul
I know a few Californians in reallife, and we fit in great... nice folks
lol....trees...
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